SORRY IF I OFFEND YOU BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!

Let's begin our "Who looks like a blur toot" competition!!

We have KOAHUIMIN who is a natural blur! :D IQ1000 and EQ5. what do you think??? :)


Huimin: Hey! I think I look quite pretty in the picture. Doesnt everyone thinks so??

Hm... Next constestant we have Lucas Lim, who is NOT in sisters' club but of course!! we welcome everyone to join!!


Lucas: That dont look blur at all! I think it was a prepared shot! I cant remember but I know it is!

OH! WE HAVE A SPECIAL CONSTESTANT! A SPECIAL GUEST I MUST SAY.
MDM RUFAIDAH with IQ500 EQ194.


Mdm Rufaidah: Eh hehe! THAT'S NOT BLUR. I WAS EATING CHICKEN WING. get it? CHICKEN. pokpok keh~ so delicious. you want??

Next up, we have our ALL TIME FAVOURITE TWIT! the one! with a head! like a bush! a bushy head! and of course! the person who likes to do the flower pose!
it is MENGTING!! :D


Mengting: WAHLAO! *CENSOR* YOU LA! WHY YOU PUT THIS *CENSOR* PICTURE OF ME! *CENSOR* *CENSOR* *CENSOR*

okay, ignore the person who is yakking the *censor*! :D
next constestant.

we have a guy with IQ of 100 EQ of 120. who could it be?


Wenkang: OMG! YOU ALL TOU PAI ME!!! HOW CAN YOU TOU PAI ME! nooooo..

and the winner... is
*DRUMROLL*

A TIE! MENGTING AND WENKANG! :D

But, sadly... we dont have two trophies. We have to saw the trophy into HALF. :)

[a man walks in with a saw and saw the trophy into half!]
WHO WANTS THE TAIL WHO WANTS THE HEAD?
MENGTING: I WANT THE HEAD! I WANT THE DA TOU!
WENKANG: I WANT THE TAIL!

and so, mengting, please say your speech now. (:
"OH! IM SOSOSO TOUCHED! *sniffsniff* I thought I will lose but... I WON! im so touched. I want to thank my parents! They gave me this chance, this golden chance to be in this competition. AND MY GRANDPARENTS! they gave my parents a chance to give me this chance. AND MY GREAT-GRANDPARENTS! they gave my grandparents a chance to give my parents a chance and to give me this chance! AND MY GREATGREATGRANDPARENTS! they gave my..."

oh shut up. and now, it's wenkang's turn to say his speech.
"-silence fills the air-"

erm, thank you for the speech? :D

NOW! we have a VERYVERY abstract picture and we'd like YOU! to describe it.

CAST IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS! NOW! VIA SMS!! SMS TO 999!! :D

AND HERE IS THE PICTURE!!!


Now, let's pick some random SMS and see who will be that lucky star! :)

We have Wenkang who says:
Goldfish mouth.

The judges give a rating of 7.2/10.

We have Tiffany who says:
It's Valentine's day and I dont have a date, come kiss me to make me happy!

The judges give a rating of 9.2/10!

Last but not least,
We have Huimin who says:
Pucker up your lips under the mistletoe. Waiting for a girl with the same size to stand under the mistletoe with me. When she comes, we'll MUACKS! A happy ending, we love each other. BIG HUG!!!! :D

mistletoe is something people kiss under during christmas! :D

The judges give a rating of 9.9/10! CONGRATULATIONS MISS KOA HUI MIN!

Please come up to the stage now to collect your prize!

Huimin: I cant believe I won! All thanks to my toilet bowl, who gave me this inspiration! I will go home and muacks my toilet bowl. Thank you everyone! :D

END OF POST K! :D

anyway, please READ the previous post! important okay? (: anyway is this funny? i think it's not as funny as the bowling pose competition. sorry... no INSPIRATION! :D

WITH MANYMUCH ♥ LOVE!
WEIMINAH:D